What ever happened to innocuous rumors? Anyway, some have said that I'm coming back to xanga in order to promote my new book and amazon author page. This is probably false, despite the fact that I started those rumors. Sales have exploded, meaning that I can maybe buy two or three Nintendo games at the flea market with the proceeds I've earned for my publishing company--probably can't afford high-tech Super Nintendo cartridges yet though.
In other astonishing marketing news, I've joined both goodreads and librarything.com, where my author profile picture was quickly flagged for inaccuracy. Closer inspection should reveal my visage floating in the lower right corner.